Send-O-Vision Jerry of the Day Glasses

I strapped on these Send-O-Vision glasses and hit the slopes like I was auditioning for the snow gods. Day one: normal skiing dude. Day two: I’m carving turns so hard the mountain gave me a high-five.

my brothers and sisters of the planet we call home, these glasses are nothing short of THE greatest purchase. I like you so I won’t lie, prior to these SEND-O-VISION glasses I was your classic soy boy beta cuck. Nothing short of a certified sad sack. Sitting at 4’2 and 87lbs the ladies wouldn’t even look at me. I put these goggles on one day and grew to the whopping 6’4, full mullet, thick stache, and washboard abs stud I am today. I could immediately shotgun brewskis faster than any no-name on the eastern seaboard and I was ripping slopes like it was nobody’s business. The ladies can’t get enough of the glasses but for now I yearn for more. I write to you from the top of Everest my fellow compadres! I wish you all the burning pleasure of what could be, with only one purchase. Mahalo!

Hey guys, its me, fanum from kai cenat... FANUM TAX!
I bought these glasses cuz ion gon lie daddy drake put me on, but for some reason apon putting on the SEND-O-VISION JERRY OF THE DAY GLASSES.... kai started gooning everywhere. on the floors, the walls, the celing. how nigga, how u get that shit on the ceiling. tf wrong with u ?

After purchasing this delicacy of a goggle I was instantly ready to hit the slopes. I decided to send a double black and broke almost every bone in my body after launching straight into a wall of rocks. Poggies

They were so good I ate a dog becuase I thought it was a steak. They made me go fast on my bike